Outdoor Event Goers Prints

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Beach Barbecue

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

All dressed up and no place to go

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Prosecco

Face Painting.

Beer Garden Kit

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"It's the racket season again!"

Sparklers

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Cocktailgating. . . .

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

Real violinist replaces a statue.