Outdoor Festivals Prints

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Barry the banjo.

Glastonbury. After.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Mardi Gras

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Face painting.

Cimafunk

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Beach Barbecue

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'