Outdoor Celebrations Prints

'Raining? Naw. I was running through a sprinkler.'

Sparklers

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Beach Barbecue

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"