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Cat Seance

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'No surf?'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Skateboarding

Attorney-at-play

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone