Ouija Aficionados T-Shirts

'Is anybody there?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mikado

The Origami Society...

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

UFO Shelter

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

One-man band rehearsal.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Cat Seance

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"Relax. They come in pieces."

The Trumps

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Glass Bottom Tours.

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

The Tin Ombudsman.

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

European Union versus Big Tech

"Get names!"