Ouija Aficionados Pillows

'Is anybody there?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Mikado

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Origami Society...

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

UFO Shelter

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Cat Seance

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

The Trumps

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

The Tin Ombudsman.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

"Get names!"