Oscar Dreamer Mugs

Leonardo DiCaprio

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Sunbathers.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

underwater knight

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Fish or Cut Bait

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'