Nobel Dreamer Mugs

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

Max Planck

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

I'd love to- but I don't want to blow my chances for a Nobel Prize.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Why do you hate the media?

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.