Nobel Dreamer Mugs

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

Max Planck

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

I'd love to- but I don't want to blow my chances for a Nobel Prize.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Why do you hate the media?

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"And how would you like your steak?"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.