Oscar Dreamer Gifts

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Sunbathers.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'