Ornithology Buff Gifts

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Bird sexual harassment.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Espresso Martini Peacock