Ornithology Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm going to need a paternity test on this one Vera.'

Bird of Pray.

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The last Passenger Pigeon

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'