Ornament Maker Pillows

Christmas Craftwork

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Christmas Tree

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Gesundheit!"

No Instruments Please

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Global Arms Trade

My other viola is a Stradivari.

"You call this opening up?"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

Stork delivers a bomb.

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

Christmas.

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Terrorism and Weapons Companies.

Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta

Bird house envy.

Medieval medic.