Organized Drinker Pillows

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Rabbit Punch

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

The drinker.

Ginspiration!

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart