Organized Thinker Pillows

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of our student files.'

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"Dad, here's the list you wanted of all my friends and their phone numbers."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Where your mind & battle are los

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Let's get organized

Copycats

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Gay Times...

Eureka!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."