Organized Thinker Pillows

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of our student files.'

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"Dad, here's the list you wanted of all my friends and their phone numbers."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Where your mind & battle are los

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Let's get organized

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

' A good idea '

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Gay Times...