Organizing Optimist Pillows

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Let's get organized

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Upward Progress

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Six Thinking Hats

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Supply Chain

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Always expect the best