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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'This doesn't look good.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Gone to seed.

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."