Organizational Specialist Gifts

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Let's get organized

"Staff support"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

How leaders fail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Here and There Trays

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Any questions?"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"Uh-Oh..."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

When Engineers Crack.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'