Organizational Skills Pillows

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I'll leave that with you then."

When Engineers Crack.

The type AA personality.

"Honey, you're home."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Do you think that's actually work he takes home? Or office supplies?'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

'I say we form a committee.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Focus on the important stuff...

LIFE desk boxes: 'unfair' and 'unfairer'.

Where excess overhead bin luggage goes...

The Bureaucrat's Desk

'So number one on your to-do list is...'

"We had to cancel your appointment because you haven't finished filling out your forms and we're closing now."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

How leaders fail

Punctuality Protest

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

In, Out, Didn't See.

Drowning in Paper.

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Now we know how many administrators it takes to change a lightbulb.'

"You've been engaged for 2 years and are just getting started with the planning a month away? No problem!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I like to stay on top of things."

'What happened? You forgot my wife's birthday.'