Organization Skills Pillows

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Let's get organized

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

How leaders fail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Gay Times...

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Maybe clean out your wallet

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

When Engineers Crack.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."