Organizational Pro Gifts

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Let's get organized

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."