Organizational Developer Gifts

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"I always create to-do lists."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Let's get organized

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"That one shows our office cliques."

Failure/Due Diligence

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'The reorganisation is moving along. Here comes the new honcho now.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Catalogue of little books.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members