Organic Gourmand Prints

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Just one more choccy...

'Is it organic?'

A London gent abroad

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'