Organ Music Gifts

Dead Man's Handel

Bishop rocking in his church.

Camille Saint-Saens

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Organ Player

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'I'm organic.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Church Hymn

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Can't Count Dracula

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

Organist

"How ironic, with him being an organ donor."

'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'