Organ Donation Consideration Pillows

"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'Need some kidneys.'

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'