Considering Organ Donation Pillows

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Pig heart donation saves human life

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Honey badger do care.

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"Done saving the world for today."