Ordering Food Pillows

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Rump roast?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Food deliverer's baby.

'How is the water prepared?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

French Early Bird

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Sisyphus Pizza

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

The Complete Cycle.