Food Ordering Pillows

'How is the water prepared?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Home Fast Food Delivery

"Who ordered just a green salad?"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Rump roast?"

Food deliverer's baby.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

French Early Bird

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Attack of the 'health' foods

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

The Complete Cycle.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'