Order Executor Pillows

Bureaucratic speech

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"We have a favor to ask."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

William Tell Executions.

Continental marshal

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

"Work's been really hard."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

Congratulations you are the 10,000.

'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'

'I had hoped for some great farewell jokes!'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

"Heads or entrails?"