Executioneer Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their space with our humorous pillows for executors. A cozy way to celebrate their organizational skills and zest for life.

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'1747 - Lord Lovat was the man to be beheaded in Britain'

'1747 - Lord Lovat was the man to be beheaded in Britain' mockup

'1747 - Lord Lovat was the man to be beheaded in Britain'

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?" mockup

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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Where your mind & battle are los

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!' mockup

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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Businesswoman Empowerment

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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!" mockup

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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"This position has become very important to the company."

"This position has become very important to the company." mockup

"This position has become very important to the company."

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On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box. mockup

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable. mockup

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"My email is down... talk to me." mockup

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?' mockup

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.' mockup

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'The check is in the email attachment.' mockup

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

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Butterfly Woman

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'Let's not go by the book.'

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t" mockup

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

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Killer Executive Suits.

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'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.' mockup

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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Executioneer Pillows Collection

Executioneer Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the executor role with humor and style—perfect for daily motivation and laughs.

Executioneer Prints

Browse our prints for executors, combining professionalism and humor to brighten up any office or home environment.

Executioneer T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts for executors, blending professional pride with playful wit—great for casual days that call for a little humor.