Orchestrating T-Shirts

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"NAY!!"

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Johann Strauss

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

John Corigliano

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

"Heer Von Beethoven! Da! Da! Da Daaaa!!!"

Grand Opening

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

The Fiddler crab.

Gustav Holst.

Franz Joseph Haydn for Music of the Baroque

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'