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"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Man, times have changed.'

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Wedding Fayre

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Extra Long-jump

The Aisle

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"