Orchestra Insider Gifts

Piano Prompt

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

No Elgar!

Romantic Violinist.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Team Flute

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'