Orangutan Enthusiast Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

Wildlife

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Look, a bug!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Garden Goddess.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish