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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Hospital Departments

Medical Examinations.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'