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"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

You have the worst spring breath.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Dentist Training School.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Damn these super powers!"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.