Or/al Hygiene Pillows

'....don't tell me....we're out of toothpaste AGAIN!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

New Twenty Blades

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"