Or/al Hygiene Pillows

'....don't tell me....we're out of toothpaste AGAIN!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

New Twenty Blades

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Wash your hands

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."