Optimistic Partners Gifts

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"It all looks fine to me."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Doom & Gloom

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'We're projecting growth in the third year, but unfortunately, we'll be out of business by then.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Investments Cock-Eyed Optimists.

"I was let go."

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'I have a way of making £1000 from an investment of £10. Trouble is where do I get £10?'

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

No Mourners

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

"Breaking even is the new 'in the black'."

The pessimist and the paranoid

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."