Optimistic Oral Expert T-Shirts

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Positive Thinking

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Toothbrush Superhero.

'Dentristry medicine.'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'This won't hurt.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'