Optimistic Musician T-Shirts

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Social distancing

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Boptimism

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Man propelled by love

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Six Thinking Hats

Happy Days Are Here Again

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'