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'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

High School Schedule

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Children's imagination

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"