Opposite Appreciators Prints

Pessimists v Optimists.

"I hate it when we fight."

Joined at the hipster.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

"...but, seriously..."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Angel/Devil.

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

Ace Bolts, Inc: 'Diversify, yes, but let's do so with caution...'

"Tom puts the rigor in rigor mortis."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

Chess With Gorilla

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."