Opinion Quantifier Gifts

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

On - Undecided - Off switch

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Let's explore our opinions."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"Well, I'm offended!"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'You're on my soapbox !'

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'My leter to the editor lost a lot of its punch since they made it fit to print.'