Opinion Quantifier Mugs

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Like Minded

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

E Pluribus Nada

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

On - Undecided - Off switch

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Let's explore our opinions."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"Well, I'm offended!"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'You're on my soapbox !'

Rush Limbaugh

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'My leter to the editor lost a lot of its punch since they made it fit to print.'