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'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Butterflies

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Worm Charmer

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The flies have landed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Insect extinction

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Get out of my face!"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You've changed."