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'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The flies have landed.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Insect extinction

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Get out of my face!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"You've changed."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."