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"Do you have any nectarines?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Hadrian's Wall

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'