Ophthalmologists Prints

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"How about this line?"

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Umm.... do you have an audio chart available for the visually impaired?'

"I'll have to run some tests on your irritated eyes, but just how much time do you spend staring at electronic devices?"

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

The Joker at the eye doctor.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Lost. Readi

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."