Operation Master Gifts

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Stick man throws arm for dog

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

Cleaner and sculpture

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

You read the instructions upside down.

"This is why you read the instructions."

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

Olde Time Dance Society

Dancing

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"Try to cheer your surgeon up. He's lost four patients this morning."

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'