Operation Master Gifts

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Stick man throws arm for dog

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Cleaner and sculpture

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

You read the instructions upside down.

Dancing

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Olde Time Dance Society

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"This is why you read the instructions."

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Try to cheer your surgeon up. He's lost four patients this morning."

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'