Motion Master Gifts

Dancing

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Important Muscles.

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'Where are the kids?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?