Motion Magician Gifts

C. Doppler takes a walk.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I lost the groove."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

The Forever Stamp

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

Stealing thoughts.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'