Opera Adventurer Gifts

Pirate

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

World Tour.

Culture Saturday

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Daughters on the beach

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Modern Major General

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Falstaff

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Draw your own path."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Cycling with a harp case

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...